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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Rabid Ghost Fans To Stay In NY Hampton Hotel

Somewhere in NY - When Aliquippa fans inquired with travel agencies about the NY Clients many of the customer service agents had never heard of these dinosaurs. For the most part only those that have been following the FAA dating back to the 20th Century are familiar with the Clients who won the first ever Championship back in 1999. Supervisors had to assist with the reservations for the visiting Rabid Ghost fans. Although they were not able to confirm the exact location of the hotel they did provide a warning that the hotel owner has been choking for nearly a decade. Guest were strongly urged to stay with friends and family in the surrounding area if at all possible. The Hampton Hotel underwent renovations at the turn of the century however due to financial problems as a result of major underachievement, remodeling has yet to be completed. As a result room rates have been extremely affordable. Statistics show that the hotel averages between 8-13% capacity during the offseason and 21-29% during the FAA season over the past 9 years. Coach Zuc and his Rabid Ghosts are anxious to step on the field this weekend, take care of bidness, and return home to Aliquippa with a 1-0 record and begin preparing for week 2. It has been confirmed that the Ghosts are not stepping anywhere near this broken down hotel. No additional information on their stay has been released.





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