The Ice Cream Truck had success this past weekend against Hopewell knocking the Rabid out of the Ghosts however Zuc was able to unload Orange Julio Jones and his "screwed up" foot to the Clients in exchange for Colin Cleanse Kaepernick, T.Y. Hilton, first time ballot HOF TE Tony Gonzalez, and a 2nd round draft pick. This blockbuster trade was pulled off by the Hopewell franchise which is making a serious run at the 2013 Fabio Cup.
Clients' O'wner, Tubby McChinatown, has been doing some DANCE DANCE DANCE all day and apparently feel asleep at the wheel in the desert. The dismal NY franchise is melting away yet somehow is exuberant that they acquired two banged up WRs and a TE that nobody has ever heard of while releasing three potential top players at their position in the current FAA season.
48 year old Raud Martin had this to say after the Clients let the Patron van melt into the sand... "O, Thank the Lord that He allowed me to see another birthday as I shall never witness another FAA Championship for the Clients nor for the Patroons while on this Earth with friends and family. Tomorrow will be the 10th anniversary of WATW Women’s conference that my wife host/hosts each year. Wags, I would invite you yet you are whiter than the napkins wiping the soul food from our wrinkled ass chins Friday night! Besides, there are no GOP conventions in town. Hey O, you said you were going to come to one. Man up man, being you mucked up my van!
