Wags is MAD!!!

This is actually Wags on the phone with Jerome Harrison who is telling him that Peyton Hillis stole the job away from him due to being outperformed!! (See transcript below pic)



Thu Sep 30 11:29:04 a.m PT 2010 - "Duh, what do you mean Jerome? Peyton who? That's B*llsh!t. I don't believe you. Nobody believes me. Can YOU of all people just admit you only lost your job due to injury? Please Jerome, Please!"

{Jerome hangs up saying, "YOU ARE ONE CRAZY HONKEY!"}

Thu Sep 30 11:39:47 a.m. PT 2010 - Wags to self: "FAACK IT! What to do now? Hmmm... duh... I'll show the WORLD..."

Thu Sep 30 11:42:02 a.m. PT 2010 - Imperial Maulers Drop Jerome Harrison

Thu Sep 30 02:34:04 p.m. PT 2010 - "Harrison... only lost his job due to injury."

Sewickley and Aliquippa - Relocation Wager

This has been agreed upon by both parties.

Our Rabid Ghosts logo currently has a "Q" (Quip) with the Rabid Ghost - in the event that we relocate to Hopewell I have consulted with our marketing department and they are against the proposed wager. With this being said I would need to depart ways with them and hire E-Siv Marketing to design a fitting logo representing the potential relocation to Hopewell. Can you send a few samples over in a work order proposal? Not sure where to go here... would we need to change the team colors as well? I really like orange so potentially a mix of orange, black, & silver while maintaining the Rabid Ghost mascot? Be creative and give me options.

I agree to this wager being based on a season sweep. And if no sweep this year, we carry over this bet into the the upcoming years with the first team to sweep the other during the REGULAR season the swept team relocates permanently to Hopewell.

Upon relocation the losing team that is relocated to Hopewell is bound on a gag order not to reference the other as being Hopewell, the other Hopewell, or any such similarity.

The reloacation would take effect the season immediately following the regular season sweep. For example, if Sewickley sweeps Aliquippa in the 2010 regular FAA season the Rabid Ghosts would become the Hopewell Rabid Ghosts effective for the 2011 FAA season.

The non-relocating franchise would be responsible for 40% of the cost of expired merchandise and cover 25% of the restocking fee for the newly relocated franchise team shop. The expired merchandise (former team location) would also be sold on the opponents team shop immediately following the conclusion of the sweep and for the entire following season.

2010 Aliquippa Rabid Ghosts 15 Man Roster

The 2010 FAA (ForevAA) draft just concluded and although I surely did miss being there in person it was uneventful regardless. However, we MUST do the 2011 draft in Vegas next year!!

Here is the roster heading into the season:

QB - Sam Bradford (10.12)
QB - Joe Flacco (Keeper)
QB - Ben Roethlisberger (3.11)
RB - Chris Johnson (Keeper)
RB - Steven Jackson (Keeper)
RB - Chester Taylor (7.07)
RB - Peyton Hillis (9.07)
WR - Steve Smith (NYG) ( Keeper)
WR - Dez Bryant (2.12)
WR - Pierre Garcon (3.07)
WR - Laurent Robinson (10.05)
TE - Zach Miller (OAK) (6.06)
TE - Jermaine Gresham (8.06)
PK - David Buehler (10.11)
DEF - Cincinnati Bengals (Keeper)

We failed to make the Fabio Cup playoffs in 2009 with a 6-7 regular season record. Although we held our heads high as we had the 2nd most difficult schedule having a 92.5 avg points against per game. Only the 4-9 Jackers had worse luck giving up 96.8 ppg against in '09. To put this in perspective the top two teams in the East (known as the Least) had 74.8 ppg against (Imperial) and 78.2 ppg against (Pittsburgh Ballers) and the top team in the West yielded 77.6 ppg against. The top team in the Central had 84.1 ppg against which happens to be the 2-time defending Fabio Cup FAA Champion, Sewickley F-Bombs.

In unrelated news, the Imperial Maulers, who backed into the playoffs in '09 by having the easiest schedule only giving up 972 points on the season, a league low 74.77 ppg against, and the only team to give up less than 1,000 points, does not appear to have the 2010 talent to repeat this fortune. They are arguably one of the bottom three teams heading into the season (New York, Pittsburgh).

Polish up my ring.... Quip will be FAA Champs in 2010!!!