Pine Points Presents...

"If a play a guy or not has nothing to do with it. It's the numbers that he puts up after the trade."

-Raud (Albany Patroons) 12th of November, 2009

(Sorry Ericka, you haven't done squat since I buried you last year!)

Monte Quipo SS

As the trade deadline approaches I'd like to thank y'all for attempting to acquire Steve Slaton, however he was drafted to be in Quip for some time to come. Sure, he has had a few issues holding on the the pigskin this year but we believe in him. We are going to ride him like a pimped out Monte Carlo SS... this SS is going in for a tune-up during his bye in week 10. The Rabid Ghosts have a mini-roulette RB going the rest of this season in Chris Johnson, Marshawn Lynch-PIN, and Monte Quipo SS.

CJ is the best back in the league and will be a keeper heading into the 2010 season. Evaluations are to take place regarding the on-field performance of Lynch and SS for the remainder of '09 into the offseason before deciding which of the two won't be suiting up in the same locker room as CJ.

Sincerely,

Zuc