Ice Cream Weekend

The Ice Cream Truck had success this past weekend against Hopewell knocking the Rabid out of the Ghosts however Zuc was able to unload Orange Julio Jones and his "screwed up" foot to the Clients in exchange for Colin Cleanse Kaepernick, T.Y. Hilton, first time ballot HOF TE Tony Gonzalez, and a 2nd round draft pick. This blockbuster trade was pulled off by the Hopewell franchise which is making a serious run at the 2013 Fabio Cup.

Clients' O'wner, Tubby McChinatown, has been doing some DANCE DANCE DANCE all day and apparently feel asleep at the wheel in the desert. The dismal NY franchise is melting away yet somehow is exuberant that they acquired two banged up WRs and a TE that nobody has ever heard of while releasing three potential top players at their position in the current FAA season. 

48 year old Raud Martin had this to say after the Clients let the Patron van melt into the sand... "O, Thank the Lord that He allowed me to see another birthday as I shall never witness another FAA Championship for the Clients nor for the Patroons while on this Earth with friends and family. Tomorrow will be the 10^th anniversary of WATW Women’s conference that my wife host/hosts each year. Wags, I would invite you yet you are whiter than the napkins wiping the soul food from our wrinkled ass chins Friday night! Besides, there are no GOP conventions in town. Hey O, you said you were going to come to one. Man up man, being you mucked up my van!

It was 31 days ago when week 2 of the FAA Season came to a close with the NY Clients scoring a franchise low 31 points in the first year that bonus points were implemented. Hopewell is honoring this feat by having "31 CENT SCOOP NIGHT" at all participating Baskin Robbins locations each night starting at 7pm tonight through the final whistle of the Monday Night Football game between the Vikings and the Giants. And for every 31 points the Clients score during their match-up versus the Rabid Ghosts, Hopewell will donate 31 gallons of ice cream to a local charity of choice on behalf of each FAA owner. The Baskin Robbins mascot will be in attendance all weekend giving away free samples in a special Atlanta Fal-cone of new flavors including...

• It's a Rocky Road in Chinatown
• Orange Chicken & Waffles
• Sweet & Sour Chocolate
• Colin Kaepernick Cleanse
• Rush Hour Kung Pao'er
• With a Cherry on Top Ramen
• Stir Fried Ray Rice
• Say Sugh Knight to the Fat Guy Eating Gilbert Grape
• NY/NJ Bridge Badge Berry
• Dwayne Bowe Oreo
• Blackie Chanberry
• Cam & Jam Crunch
• 1999 Purple Reign

Blockbuster Trade for Randy Moss

Aliquippa made a blockbuster trade in acquiring highly talented WR Randy Moss for the 2010 FAA season. This was a key acquisition for the Rabid Ghosts who were stacked at RB and although they were primarily shopping Steven Jackson they traded Chris Johnson and a 3rd round 2011 pick to the FAA expansion Las Vegas Torpedos in exchange for Randy Moss and a 1st round pick 2011 pick. The Las Vegas franchise is not expected to make the post-season for a couple years while he gets adjusted to the FAA, whereas Aliquippa put what appears to be the proper pieces in place to make a serious run at the 2010 Fabio Cup. Randy Moss is going to be targeted early and often by Brett Favre this season starting in 2 days on MNF. Get your popcorn ready! Moss is likely to build an instant chemistry and could easily finish the season as the top WR in the league. Why did Aliquippa trade away CJ2k you ask? Because he could. Some may look at this as the stupidest trade in FAA history although it could very well be perceived as a brilliant move if the Rabid Ghosts end up hoisting the Fabio Cup in late December. The Quip franchise has been 1-2 games shy of making the playoffs the past three seasons finishing with a 6-7 record each year. This trade should put them over that hump. It has been well noted that a few FAA owners voiced their unpleasantries with this trade... they are probably just jealous as they did not have the gonads to make a strong attempt to acquire CJ2k themselves. Don't be ridiculous people, Randy Moss is a stud. This all can be revisited as the 2010 year concludes but for now fasten your seatbelts and enjoy the ride! If Aliquippa falls short of the 2010 Fabio Cup Championship Zuc would have failed yet should have no problem putting themselves in contention yet again in 2011.

Randy Moss vs Dallas Clark - WAGER

Aliquippa (the FAA mastermind) and Money-O have made the following $50 wager.

Who will score more FAA fantasy points... Moss or Clark?

Total FAA fantasy points (bench or starting) from weeks 5 thru week 16.

Zuc has Randy Moss.

Money-O has Dallas Clark.

The player with more total FAA fantasy points during this period gets $50 from the loser.

Wags is MAD!!!

This is actually Wags on the phone with Jerome Harrison who is telling him that Peyton Hillis stole the job away from him due to being outperformed!! (See transcript below pic)



Thu Sep 30 11:29:04 a.m PT 2010 - "Duh, what do you mean Jerome? Peyton who? That's B*llsh!t. I don't believe you. Nobody believes me. Can YOU of all people just admit you only lost your job due to injury? Please Jerome, Please!"

{Jerome hangs up saying, "YOU ARE ONE CRAZY HONKEY!"}

Thu Sep 30 11:39:47 a.m. PT 2010 - Wags to self: "FAACK IT! What to do now? Hmmm... duh... I'll show the WORLD..."

Thu Sep 30 11:42:02 a.m. PT 2010 - Imperial Maulers Drop Jerome Harrison

Thu Sep 30 02:34:04 p.m. PT 2010 - "Harrison... only lost his job due to injury."

Sewickley and Aliquippa - Relocation Wager

This has been agreed upon by both parties.

Our Rabid Ghosts logo currently has a "Q" (Quip) with the Rabid Ghost - in the event that we relocate to Hopewell I have consulted with our marketing department and they are against the proposed wager. With this being said I would need to depart ways with them and hire E-Siv Marketing to design a fitting logo representing the potential relocation to Hopewell. Can you send a few samples over in a work order proposal? Not sure where to go here... would we need to change the team colors as well? I really like orange so potentially a mix of orange, black, & silver while maintaining the Rabid Ghost mascot? Be creative and give me options.

I agree to this wager being based on a season sweep. And if no sweep this year, we carry over this bet into the the upcoming years with the first team to sweep the other during the REGULAR season the swept team relocates permanently to Hopewell.

Upon relocation the losing team that is relocated to Hopewell is bound on a gag order not to reference the other as being Hopewell, the other Hopewell, or any such similarity.

The reloacation would take effect the season immediately following the regular season sweep. For example, if Sewickley sweeps Aliquippa in the 2010 regular FAA season the Rabid Ghosts would become the Hopewell Rabid Ghosts effective for the 2011 FAA season.

The non-relocating franchise would be responsible for 40% of the cost of expired merchandise and cover 25% of the restocking fee for the newly relocated franchise team shop. The expired merchandise (former team location) would also be sold on the opponents team shop immediately following the conclusion of the sweep and for the entire following season.

2010 Aliquippa Rabid Ghosts 15 Man Roster

The 2010 FAA (ForevAA) draft just concluded and although I surely did miss being there in person it was uneventful regardless. However, we MUST do the 2011 draft in Vegas next year!!

Here is the roster heading into the season:

QB - Sam Bradford (10.12)
QB - Joe Flacco (Keeper)
QB - Ben Roethlisberger (3.11)
RB - Chris Johnson (Keeper)
RB - Steven Jackson (Keeper)
RB - Chester Taylor (7.07)
RB - Peyton Hillis (9.07)
WR - Steve Smith (NYG) ( Keeper)
WR - Dez Bryant (2.12)
WR - Pierre Garcon (3.07)
WR - Laurent Robinson (10.05)
TE - Zach Miller (OAK) (6.06)
TE - Jermaine Gresham (8.06)
PK - David Buehler (10.11)
DEF - Cincinnati Bengals (Keeper)

We failed to make the Fabio Cup playoffs in 2009 with a 6-7 regular season record. Although we held our heads high as we had the 2nd most difficult schedule having a 92.5 avg points against per game. Only the 4-9 Jackers had worse luck giving up 96.8 ppg against in '09. To put this in perspective the top two teams in the East (known as the Least) had 74.8 ppg against (Imperial) and 78.2 ppg against (Pittsburgh Ballers) and the top team in the West yielded 77.6 ppg against. The top team in the Central had 84.1 ppg against which happens to be the 2-time defending Fabio Cup FAA Champion, Sewickley F-Bombs.

In unrelated news, the Imperial Maulers, who backed into the playoffs in '09 by having the easiest schedule only giving up 972 points on the season, a league low 74.77 ppg against, and the only team to give up less than 1,000 points, does not appear to have the 2010 talent to repeat this fortune. They are arguably one of the bottom three teams heading into the season (New York, Pittsburgh).

Polish up my ring.... Quip will be FAA Champs in 2010!!!